Army Of Alligators From Way Up North To Invade USA Government Says Buy Candy Canes And Stay Calm

An army caravan consisting of hundreds of alligators is slowly moving south, destined to arrive in the US in the next week or so. Witnesses have said that the alligators, strangely enough, are wearing what appears to be Santa hats. Moving at approximately 1 mile per hour, the alligators are expected to arrive here in the USA soon. To ensure your own safety, have candy canes ready in your home or business. The alligators, apparently enjoy candy canes and will eat hundreds at a time. So hide your candy canes real good in your home or business and keep a few canes handy, just in case you are confronted by one of these alligators. In the event that you encounter one of these red capped reptiles, just toss one or two candy canes maximum into the alligators mouth. This will keep the alligator from advancing and give you a chance to get away, says Ms. Dorothy Simpson, who has been studying alligators for more than 20 years. This is the first time Ms. Simpson has encountered such a situation as the one now. For more information on the red capped alligators click here. The Team Santa Inc. News Daily is covering the alligator story so come back for updates related to the #alligatorinvasion. Until tomorrow, stay safe, cool and enjoy your day. Happy decorating!

 

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Blitzen @ Team Santa Inc.
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