Insane Pricing That You Have Come To Expect From Team Santa Inc. Low Price Guarantee Version 2.0 Has Been Released
Team Santa Inc. web stores has just unveiled its latest cost cutting weaponry in its ecommerce arsenal. It’s the Low Price Guarantee Version 2.0. Team Santa Inc. will beat the advertised price of the same product on any of our competitor websites, when both websites are displaying the product(s) to be in stock and available at the same time. Additionally, you will receive a special 15 percent off coupon code that you can use on your next order. Please review the following hypothetical example of a potential price comparison between Team Santa Inc. and a competitor.
Let’s use Amazon.com as an example. Amazon.com is selling a prelighted artificial Christmas tree for $99, while at the same time, the exact same Christmas tree is selling on Christmastopia.com for $129. Team Santa Inc. will reduce it’s price to $94 and save you 5 bucks. We will also give you a special 15 percent off coupon code that can be used on your next order just for taking the time to use this incentive program. This promotional incentive does not only include artificial Christmas trees, but also Christmas lights, outdoor holiday decorations, unbreakable Christmas ornaments, etc. No matter what our competitor(s) price is, Team Santa Inc. will sell you the same product for $5 less and also give you a 15 percent off coupon code to use on your next order.
Just send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org and include the web address to the competitors product page and a link to the Team Santa Inc. product page. No “print screens” or “file attachments”. Enter “Low Price Guarantee” as the subject of the email message. Show us the difference in price and get the lowest price GUARANTEED, plus a special coupon code for 15% off that you can use on your next order at any of the Team Santa Inc. web stores. Just think about it, for $5 you can buy so many things like 2 hot dogs, 5 bottles of water, maybe some clothes and definitely a stocking stuffer, etc. Why on earth would anybody want to give their money away, when there is no reason to do so? If you have the answer, then we want to know.
As long as you place your order on an official Team Santa Inc. website, you are protected by the Team Santa Inc. Low Price Guarantee Version 2.0. Past orders are not eligible for the Low Price Guarantee. Once again, it doesn’t matter who the competitor is. It can be Amazon, Walmart, Overstock, Wayfair, Ebay, etc. This is an incentive program for the folks who really want to save money. Please make sure to take advantage of it. Unless of course you LIKE to spend more money than you have to. We don’t think so. So until then, wishing everybody a wonderful holiday season. Happy decorating everyone. Have fun!
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